Since I love torturing people with my sick mind I decided to do this meme.
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Pick 3 characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly. (They may be original characters or not):1.Damroka
2.Faust
3.Tony
1. Number one, what was your childhood like?)Damroka: I wouldn't name it a childhood. It was was a horror, you know! My mother left me when I was six and since then I had to live with the feeling that it was my fault. I was screwed! Totally!
Tony: Mine was the same! Or almost the same. My mother died when I was five and I was left with my father who hated me and his cooking was really bad...
Damroka: Nobody asked you to answer this question.
Tony: But I was first to create. I have priority over you! So as I was saying...
Damroka: *punches Tony on her face*
Faust: Women...
2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? (It can be something regarding your personal history, or something that is in the history books.)Damroka: Now it's time for you to answer, dickhead...
Tony: Don't be so mean! You should care about me, you're like my elder sister!
Damroka: And I do what an elder sister should do. Answer the question!
Tony:*reads the question murmuring it under her nose* Well, I would definitely prevent my mother's death.
Damroka: And that's all?
Tony: They didn't ask for an essay! It's not History of Magic!
Damroka: You're really simple-minded.
3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?Faust: Isn't obvious?
Tony: It would be If they had asked whether you prefer lasagne to Yorkshire pudding.
Damroka: Can't you think about anything else except food?
Tony: No.
Faust: It was supposed to be my question!
Tony: Since you didn't answer it properly somebody had to do it.
Faust: God, save me from these two womens.
Damroka: Nobody asked you to come from Heaven so don't complain!
Faust: Actually, you did. Coming back to question I wanted to say that I prefer mortal life but looking at these two...well, immortality seems pretty tempting.
4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?Damroka: To less. She's got an appetite of an elephant and yet she is so small!!!That's unfair!
Tony: It's a matter of metabolism, my dear...
Damroka: Are you suggesting something?
Tony: Not really...
5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...Damroka: No, it wasn't.
Tony: Yes, it was.
Damroka: Shut up, shorty or else I will lock you in a cupboard. I was HIS fault. He've chosen this long-legged, big-boobed, empty-headed whore.
Tony: You really hate him, don't you? *giggles*
6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)Faust: With my smile...and a bit of mind manipulation.
Tony: Stunning Spell would be better.*demonstrates it on Damroka*
Stupefy! See?
Faust: Wow! Can I try it too?
7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.Tony: Well, I know that I am not that smart, but you really don't have to make me a complete idiot!
Faust: Oh, don't be so rough on yourself. You're really talented.
Damroka: In getting into troubles, really.
Tony: So, you don't know what they're asking for, too, do you?
Damroka: Not a faintest idea.
8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why? (Please don't say Oprah, please don't say Oprah...)Damroka: I suppose that this person*points at Faust* hopes that I will say that it is him.
Tony: Actually, you said it, didn't you?
Damroka: I did.
Tony: Oh, look, he fainted*giggles*
9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.Faust: Nor have I.
Damroka: Well, actually I have a book full of your secrets! *waves with his diary* You know that he's not a human. He's *gasps* a mutated carrot!
Tony: And you call yourself an adult?
10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)Damroka: These two are perfect on playing on my nerves.
Tony: But it's no instrument!
Damroka: As long as it emits sound, it is.
11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?Damroka: Faust.
Tony: He fainted again!
12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...Tony: ...eating lots of vanilla pudding and not vomiting after that.
Damroka: I would call it miracle.
Faust: I never tried it before. Is it fun?
12. Finish the statement, number two: People are...Faust: ...wonderful, lovely, nice, cute, interesting, amusing, funny, friendly, lucky...
Tony: How long can he do that?
Damroka: All day.
13. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination...Damroka: ...is something about which Faust have not even a tiniest idea.
Faust: Don't be so cruel.
14. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?Damroka: Tony, somebody is asking for you!
Tony: But I'm not reserved!
Damroka: Treat it as a complimentary gift.
15. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!Tony: Och, my beloved blancmange!
Words can't express my feelings for you!
Your beauty strikes me, your scent overwhelms me!
Without you, I would be nothing but a perennial.
Damroka: No comments. I told you, she can't thing about anything else except food.
Faust: That was beautiful, Tony.
16. What is your favorite word, number one?Damroka: I.
Tony: We're being selfish here, aren't we?
17. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)Tony: I can cast spells with a stick.
Damroka: I would say that it is stupid, if you ask me.
Tony: But nobody is.
Damroka: And that's why I said it.
18. Speak any other languages, Number Two?Faust: Other? So what language am I speaking now?
Damroka: Just leave this question be...
19. What is your nationality, character number one?Damroka: I suppose Polish.
Tony: Suppose? Ain't you sure?
Damroka: What about you?
Tony: 'kay, you win.
20. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.Faust: Any food is good.
Tony: I protest! Food is a very important matter! You can't just eat anything, you have to choose food very carefully, according to you tastes and your body demand. It is...
Damroka: *stuffs Tony's mouths with asparagus* There you go.
21. What scares you the most, character three?Tony: There are these little girls in pink dresses and funny dressed elves who like to pop out without any reason and they sing songs and dance and everything is just to candy.
Faust: That's scary!
Damroka: And I thought that you will say 'food running out'
Tony: Yeah, that too.
22. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?Damroka: I'm not crazy!
Faust: I'm a Guardian Angel.
Tony: But you have no wings.
Faust: Not my fault.
Tony: Pity. I'm a HP fanfic character.
Damroka: Shame on you!
Tony: Don't blame me. It wasn't my choice.
There you go. It wasn't that scary, was it?
I tag all of you!
(it really is fun, so don't be scared of it!)
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Demi mówić po demiowemu! Więc się nie czepiać błędów.
oj, to zabójczo
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fajno by było, gdyby wypaliło(ale mi się rym częstochowski zrobił XD)
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Ponoć ma być jakiś wypad na cały dzień z twoim ojcem więc może będzie okazja (Szymek coś mówił
ile to już lat się nie widzeliśmy, co?
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